Saw this in 's journal and thought it might be fun, and it was!
So here we go:


RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Sarah needs a cold shower.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Sarah looks like fuckin nicole richie in this picture. (Ok. Next!)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: sarah says:. "i'm sorry, i can't help you". (Hey they're from San Francisco)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Sarah wants to know about fare incentives to discourage people from arriving by car.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Sarah Does Photography. (True)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Sarah Hates Your Movie. (whose movie?)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Sarah asks about age and productivity. (snore)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: sarah goes to lake placid ...again. (didn't know i'd been there)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: sarah likes to smell colleens armpits. (EWWWWWW!!!!!) (who it colleen? She better wear really nice deoderant!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Ex-Sex Slave Sarah Eats Sushi (Excuse me?????!!!!?????!!!!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Sarah wears a halo (of course!)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Sarah was arrested for cutting buckets of water that would put out the fire. (why??)